The Junkyard
My name is Sam, and I write fanfiction. Favorite pastimes include twirling handlebar mustache while standing next to railroad tracks and kidnapping damsels in distress.

No robots were harmed in the making of this blog.
These Dying Embers
Rated: Teen
WC: 4524 (WIP)
Sherlock/John
The Dragons had won the war and humanity was enslaved, given as pets and servants to young dragon children. Sherlock had never wanted a pet of his own, and each one given to him was immediately discarded. Of course, when given the choice, Sherlock chooses the most dangerous pet of all: a certain captain by the name of John Watson.
My Soul to Keep
Rated: Teen
WC: 1934 (WIP)
Sherlock/John
It was no fault of his own that John Watson became the target of a demon...
Fan the Flame
Rated: Explicit
WC: 1001
Sherlock/John
When John Watson first decided to attend Uni, he was positive that he would be able to keep his tentacles a secret. Of course, from the second his new roommate stepped into their room, his secret went right out the window.
Forget-Me-Not
Rated: Teen
WC: 1597
Sherlock/John
When Sherlock is in an accident and loses the last eight years of his memory, John must come to terms with the fact that his best friend doesn't know him anymore. His biggest worry, however, is how Sherlock will react when John comes for a visit.
Explicit
Rated: Explicit
WC: 7608 (WIP)
Sherlock/John
When a few of the adult entertainers at Treasure Island Media drop dead from seemingly accidental causes, no one bats an eyelash. That is, until one of them leaves a note... Now Sherlock must find the person responsible for these deaths, or someone else may die, particularly a short blond who goes by the stage name John, and Sherlock's current obsession.
Curiousity
Rated: Explicit
WC: 1586
Sherlock/John
Sherlock just wants to know more about John's tentacles.
Declawed
Rated: General
WC: 995
Sherlock/John
Sherlock had discovered long ago that if he kept his curly hair long enough, he could easily hide his dark, pointy ears, flattening them against his scalp.
Ripple
Rated: Teen
WC: 1235
Sherlock/John
Sherlock was fourteen years old the first time he saw the human prince...
[REDACTED]
Rated: Teen
WC: 2336 (WIP)
Sherlock/John
The last thing John remembered was being shot in the middle of a hot Afghani desert. When he woke up on a cold metal slab in the middle of a sterile, white room, he was more than a little confused.
Insatiable
Rated: Teen
WC: 7671 (WIP)
Sherlock/John
He is the third child of God, born of sin and earth, forgotten as the man he is. He walks the earth, feeding off pain and destruction, but finding no delight in it. Not desiring human company, Death walks the earth alone, until one day he finds solace in an Army doctor who steals his victims by the dozens.

So I was scrolling through my followers admiring how lovely you all are (dont judge me you’re wonderful) and I realized that one of my favorite fanfic authors is following me???!?!? And I didn’t know it cause they have a different name on here??!??!?!! And I think I died and my heart restarted??!?!!?

nue:

itunes has got it all wrong the hottest single of the year is me

(via attackonbuntaichou)

incurablylazydevil:

The Princess Bride vs Sherlock - Part 2 (Part 1)

bonus:

(via johnlockedanddeaded)

abbeyisacartoonfreak:

helioscentrifuge:

justyouraveragehaggis:

beckyhop:

zftw:

we need to talk about that house loan

It’s gonna cost you a leg. Specifically, that guy’s prosthetic leg.

I need it.

I also need that guy’s eye.

okay what fucking fandom does a guy lose his prosthetic leg and his eye?

nobody tell him

(Source: awwww-cute, via reconditechief)

30 DAY SELFIE CHALLENGE (x)

Day #27: Facepaint (pretend you’re a kid in the makeup drawer)

I was gonna do a really cool facepaint thing, but no one ever left the house ever so I had to improvise. Dang.

shubbabang:

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Petition for this to happen in a commercial.

(via sphallolaila)

sphallolaila:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

frostbackcat:

sizvideos:

Video

Can I have a link to the actual video?

uhhhhhh hell nuh

HOLY SHIT PLEASE TAKE ME TO DEATH LAND

  • sherlock: john, could you hold this for me
  • john: okay.
  • john:
  • john: that's your hand.
  • sherlock: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

If the Harry Potter characters had tumblr insp

(Source: riddlemetom, via purplepenfanfictions)

sherlockbbcficrecs:

heyderryday:

castiel-knight-of-hell:

Ever want to reread a fanfic but you can’t remember the title? Here’s a Google trick that will change your life

Let’s say you’re looking for a Destiel fic that involved a trip to Costco and you read it on AO3. First thing you type in the Goggle search bar is

site:http://archiveofourown.org/ 

the site: tells Google that you only want it to search the AO3 website

Next, enter your search terms

costco dean cas

when you hit search Google will give you a list of all the pages on AO3 that contain the words you entered. All you have to do is click through the results until you find the fic you’re thinking of

It’s that easy. Now go find that fanfic you’ve been pining for

BLESS THIS POST. I just found the Johnlock fanfic I’ve been searching for months. Thank you!!!

RB— Masterful google-fu techniques to aid in your searches

sushizzy:

"John… it’s salivating."

"Oh, Sherlock that’s normal."

PARENTLOCK PARENTLOCK PARENTLOCK

http://sushizzy.tumblr.com/

(via anotherwellkeptsecret)

  • Tumblr: Only a heartless person would scroll pa-
  • Me: *Scrolls past*