The Junkyard
My name is Sam, and I write fanfiction. Favorite pastimes include twirling handlebar mustache while standing next to railroad tracks and kidnapping damsels in distress.

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These Dying Embers
Rated: Teen
WC: 4524 (WIP)
The Dragons had won the war and humanity was enslaved, given as pets and servants to young dragon children. Sherlock had never wanted a pet of his own, and each one given to him was immediately discarded. Of course, when given the choice, Sherlock chooses the most dangerous pet of all: a certain captain by the name of John Watson.
My Soul to Keep
Rated: Teen
WC: 1934 (WIP)
It was no fault of his own that John Watson became the target of a demon...
Fan the Flame
Rated: Explicit
WC: 1001
When John Watson first decided to attend Uni, he was positive that he would be able to keep his tentacles a secret. Of course, from the second his new roommate stepped into their room, his secret went right out the window.
Rated: Teen
WC: 1597
When Sherlock is in an accident and loses the last eight years of his memory, John must come to terms with the fact that his best friend doesn't know him anymore. His biggest worry, however, is how Sherlock will react when John comes for a visit.
Rated: Explicit
WC: 7608 (WIP)
When a few of the adult entertainers at Treasure Island Media drop dead from seemingly accidental causes, no one bats an eyelash. That is, until one of them leaves a note... Now Sherlock must find the person responsible for these deaths, or someone else may die, particularly a short blond who goes by the stage name John, and Sherlock's current obsession.
Rated: Explicit
WC: 1586
Sherlock just wants to know more about John's tentacles.
Rated: General
WC: 995
Sherlock had discovered long ago that if he kept his curly hair long enough, he could easily hide his dark, pointy ears, flattening them against his scalp.
Rated: Teen
WC: 1235
Sherlock was fourteen years old the first time he saw the human prince...
Rated: Teen
WC: 2336 (WIP)
The last thing John remembered was being shot in the middle of a hot Afghani desert. When he woke up on a cold metal slab in the middle of a sterile, white room, he was more than a little confused.
Rated: Teen
WC: 7671 (WIP)
He is the third child of God, born of sin and earth, forgotten as the man he is. He walks the earth, feeding off pain and destruction, but finding no delight in it. Not desiring human company, Death walks the earth alone, until one day he finds solace in an Army doctor who steals his victims by the dozens.


This is the one post on Tumblr that I literally will not allow myself to scroll past. Sometimes I dont even wanna reblog it anymore because its on my blog so many times, but I still do

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Anonymous said —
❝ What if I told you johnlock was real but for that to happen you needed to sacrifice a follower. Would you do it? ❞
How to Know if They Like You by Myers Briggs


ENTP~ Prove themselves with arrogance and arguing
ENTJ~ Hyper critical
ENFP~ Can’t stop smiling more than usual
ENFJ~ They will act like perfection itself before you
ESTP~ Awkward
ESTJ~ Ultra listener and attentive
ESFP~ Make complete fools of themselves, in a cute way
ESFJ~ Brags
INTP~ Intense trolling
INTJ~ Stalkerish
INFP~ By the time you figure it out they like someone else
INFJ~ You don’t know and never will
ISTP~ Confronts you directly
ISTJ~ Ultra intense eye contact
ISFP~ *blushes
ISFJ~ Lots of little glances and smiles

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Going to school with a dress code

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It’s Duck, Duck, Grey Duck dammit.

No one will ever tell me otherwise.

what in the shit is “duck duck grey duck”

Minnesota what the hell

DO OTHER STATES NOT SAY ‘GREY DUCK’??? I thought that was the norm?!

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He also:

  • told Neville to stand up to people
  • confronted a full-sized mountain troll to save a girl he couldn’t stand
  • said it didn’t matter whether someone was a pureblood, half-blood, or Muggle-born
  • gave Dobby his sweater
  • faced a bunch of giant spiders in the hopes of saving the school and clearing Hagrid’s name
  • told Luna he loved her Quidditch commentary, and very sincerely tried to convince her he wasn’t teasing her
  • stood up on a broken leg, trying to protect Harry
  • gave up his grudge against Hermione the moment he learned how much she, Hagrid, and Buckbeak needed him
  • realized he was wrong about Harry putting his name in the Goblet of Fire, and promptly went to apologize
  • jumped into a freezing pond to save Harry and retrieve the Sword of Gryffindor
  • confronted his best friend to prevent his sister’s heart being broken any further than it already was
  • begged Bellatrix to torture him in place of Hermione
  • couldn’t break up with a girl who drove him nuts because he didn’t want to hurt her feelings
  • remembered the Hogwarts House Elves when no one else did, and wanted to make them evacuate, rather than order them to fight
  • tried to go back to Harry and Hermione as soon as he left them
  • didn’t make excuses for leaving, he came right out and admitted he had been wrong
  • didn’t get angry at Hermione for taking a long time to forgive him
  • saved Tonks’s life (while impersonating Harry to lower Harry’s chances of being killed, at the same time increasing his own)
  • told Hermione not to curse Draco, even though he hates him

In conclusion, Ron is awesome. The end.

and he put his shoes and socks on dobby to be buried in because he knew how much dobby loved clothes. disliking ron weasley’s character makes 0 sense.

reblogging for the 100th time because ronald.

My baby.


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Let’s be real, in a time before the internet people didn’t have more adventures and make more meaningful connections. They watched TV and listened to CDs. Before that they listened to records and read magazines. Before that they listened to the radio and read bad dime novels. Before that they embroidered or some shit.

People have been staying inside and ignoring other people for as long as there have been buildings. 

I think we all needed this

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